that’s not very bae of you
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
It’s almost like I subconsciously don’t want to work anymore, so I’m trying to ruin my career. I did this to the New York Times. My publicist called me and was like, “This is the New York Times. Be serious.” And then I found myself talking about orgies in three seconds.
the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876
a good post AND i learned something. thanks tumbrl
my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden