today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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I am honestly so beautiful every day of life

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when people start getting close to your friends


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literally me

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fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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why cant i cry money instead of tears

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why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

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taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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dropping hints to bae that ur ready


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i dont even know how I have good grades all i do in school is talk and text

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iphone user: *minding his own business*
android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user: im not really a fanboy
android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user: it's quite large
Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user: oh my god!
android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
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When I die, will you sext me through a Ouija board?

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life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better

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