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At what age did you lose your virginity?

Anonymous

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

yall need to chill with the hate and go on a date


It’s almost like I subconsciously don’t want to work anymore, so I’m trying to ruin my career. I did this to the New York Times. My publicist called me and was like, “This is the New York Times. Be serious.” And then I found myself talking about orgies in three seconds.

It’s almost like I subconsciously don’t want to work anymore, so I’m trying to ruin my career. I did this to the New York Times. My publicist called me and was like, “This is the New York Times. Be serious.” And then I found myself talking about orgies in three seconds.

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

cupthong:

when did i use that tag

cupthong:

when did i use that tag

rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

disappears:

can i politely murder you

once you go black….

well usually that’s when the limb has to come off

teenscoolest:

sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit