fuglyselfie:

if you’re happy and you know it you’re on drugs

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a great way to star your morning would be to sleep through the whole thing and wake up at noon

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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the world is an egg and i am no longer afraid to make an omelette

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

1 hour ago on 09.16.14   ★ 66509 notes  via / org

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

1 hour ago on 09.16.14   ★ 69137 notes  via / org

I don’t smile at people. I bare my teeth at them as a sign of dominance while looking hella good.

1 hour ago on 09.16.14   ★ 10 notes  

wellisnthatwizard:

this episode was so stressful

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why are there 10 year olds with tens of thousands of followers on instagram what did I miss what year is this

1 hour ago on 09.16.14   ★ 10 notes  

dalyproof:

Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?

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