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bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

Are you a Bastille fan?

hell yeah!

lmaoalien:

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

 

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

smokinonthemoon:

blackwallflower:

airyairyquitecontrary:

PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

Grumpy cloud

THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED

smokinonthemoon:

blackwallflower:

airyairyquitecontrary:

PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

Grumpy cloud

THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED

mewtoot:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

thefrogman:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!